Well..... need I say more. 
SO... we took a break while Christmas shopping to touch these statues in the Ripley's Believe it or Not museum in the neighboring city. Yep, that is me touching the king's penis and Bobby grabbing the queen's boob (in the hopes to make me jealous that he grabbed some else's boobs)! If his grabbing some statue's boobs would get me pregnant than I am ALL for it! We then switched and I touched the queen and baby and he touched the king (but not on the penis). We then rubbed them both simultaneously and hopefully it helps us succeed in getting pregnant. We bought the pamphlet about the statues and read them at the restaurant with my mom and sister. I figured we could save that for our babies to see how much we really wanted them.
I have officially now tried EVERYTHING to get pregnant- from old wives tales to fertility specialists to shooting myself up with injectable meds to touching African fertility statues! I BELIEVE something has to work!!
I guess we shall see if it worked... I believe it can! Only 9 more days to see if it helped this month. If I get a BFP- was it the drugs, the Jones Institute and Dr Never Smiles or the Legendary Fertility Statues or a combo of it all?? Hmmm.....
What do you think?
6 comments:
OMG! I love it! I totally would have tried that!!!
Hahaha! When I took that fertility yoga class a while back (see how well that worked?) the lady who taught it was going on vacation and told us about these statues. She offered to take a personal item of ours and rub it on the statues, then she'd return it to us the following class. I declined. Maybe that's why I'm STILL not pregnant. :)
Hey...if rubbing a wooden statue is all it takes - then heck, why not! I prayed to a saint, and I'm not Catholic. Whatever it takes. Right? Awesome!
Ahahahahaha!!! Awesome!!!
I would have rubbed myself all over them! Does that make me weird?! I want to touch!!
I want to feel them up too. I will do anything! hehehe Good luck!
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